Who’s next?

Just imagine a world where …

She looked at the back cargo hold and counted the children. “If we must,” she said, “let it be Josh.”

“Let’s try for a hitchhiker instead,” he said. “R9 has always been good for hunting hitchhikers. If I can trap three hitchhikers, Josh can be saved for another trip.”

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I can’t take it anymore!

White House Press Secretaries speak for the president to the press corps and often are overheard by the media for the nation. One thing never revealed are the President’s personal secrets. At times when the President’s term is over and loyalty is no longer an issue, the former press agent may write a tells-all book. Even so, there are certain things that are proper and improper to discuss.

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Gitmo Rendition Camp.

The prisoners know from day one the proposed torture ain’t going to work. How so? Listen, say, Randolph will tell you why:

What is this? They put a blindfold on me, ball gag in my mouth, wrap duct tape around my head, put a hood over my head and put large head phones over my ears. I can’t see, I can’t smell, I can’t hear, I can’t talk. I feel vibrations so I’m going somewhere. No matter. I can, though, think. Let me see, if they were going to kill me…hmmm. They wouldn’t bother with all that shit, would they? Nope. That means they don’t want me to know where I’m going. Which, thank the Heavens, means they won’t kill me. They may torture me, but they won’t kill me because I’m coming back alive. Hoo-waaa! Isn’t that grand? Isn’t life grand? Now, what kind of secrets can I make up that will spin these mother-muckers around? Ah, here’s something that will knock their shoes off. WMD — Whopper from McDonald’s. Yeah, I’ll tell them about WMD’s. Yeah!

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Beware of these jobs!

There have been articles on b4b about online dating, it’s pitfalls, photos that grew younger, and especially, the safety issue. A lot of horror meet-ya stories there. (See article by Unum called “Beware: Online Dating Deceptions and Scams”)

Well, get ready for our list of the Top Ten Bogus Online Jobs. You may have thought about/actually did apply for a bogus job. These fakers just want access to your social security number and resume info. Okay, then. Sharpen your knowledge of bogus online jobs listed here in order to avoid getting taken in. And, most welcomed, would be 10 plus 1, 10 plus 2…if you wish to contribute. Sooooo, what’s your bogus job entry? Here are our ten online bogus job listings. All are fake job postings.

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It’s coming!

I have three sex and Halloween I-Was-There stories to relate. They stay vivid in my mind, I guess, because those memories are tinted with a hint of sex.

1) My Mother Gets Mooned in her own house on Halloween. It happened in my parents’ old homestead house and I was just a little kid. It was the fourth or fifth visit by trick-or-treaters. My mother had the plastic pumpkin bowl in her hand and opened the door. This big matron-like woman burst past her with about eight kids older than I. She was dressed like a gypsy with long skirts, beads, and with the Long Ranger kind of mask.

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Do humans and dolphins share
the echolocation ability?

This is absolutely amazing! Well, can humans utilize a system of seeing with sound waves like dolphins, bats and the like? Amazingly enough, YES! What is echolocation exactly? Here is what Wikipedia says about it:

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I came across this video on alternet.org of the incredibly talented Will Durst. This video just about says it all. I couldn’t wait to put it on our blog because Will Durst, known as the “thinking man’s comic”, says just about everything I have ever thought about George W. Bush in a couple of very long sentences. Durst’s incredible rant is reminiscent of George Carlin’s intelligent and satirical rants about foul language or any of his other irreverent diatribes against the social/political machine. Will Durst is the man who the New York Times described as “the best political satirist working in America”. He is currently starring in his Off-Broadway show called The All-American Sport of Bipartisan Bashing. Part of this clip showcases his marvelous talent for incisive observation and spot-on analysis of the Bush administration. It is simply delightful and definitely worth checking out. To watch the video…go here.

This is a great way to end the week. I came across another Bill Maher genius video on the Huffington Post. What can I say? The man just has a way with words. His comments regarding Iraq, the Democrats and politicians in general is spot on and really funny. I enjoy his intelligent, satirical humor especially when it makes me laugh out loud. Thanks Bill! I love to end the week this way especially when all the news seems to be so depressing. To watch this funny video click here. It just might raise your spirits. And, have a great weekend!

How does America take
care of its citizens?
Photo by WHO

Are people going Sicko over America’s heath care?

The United States is known for its world renowned medical care and how healthy our citizens are — right? To answer your question, NO! The actual statistics may surprise you. Michael Moore, the controversial film maker of “Bowling for Columbine” and “Fahrenheit 911″, seems to disagree with how the US deals with medical care, and what does Michael Moore do when he disagrees with something? Well, he makes a controversial documentary about it, duh! Now, before I get into the meat of this article, I want to share some cold hard facts with you out there. Here is some information that you may not know:

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Losing your temper may
be due to lack of glucose.

Losing your willpower may be more than just a loss of discipline.

Have you ever had just too much of someone’s attitude and then finally ‘bit their head off’ after losing ‘your cool’? Or you ‘were’ on a diet until the cheesecake was just screaming your name too loud? Well, there may be more to controlling your urges than just loss of self-control. In an article in Scientific American Mind, July 2007, willpower was put to the test by researchers studying the physiology behind what makes us lose control. What they found out is people don’t necessarily lose willpower, they just run out of it.

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