“Nation Buys Porn With Stimulus Package”

Snipped from HuffingtonPost.com.
Yea, I’d say something got stimulated, just not in the way Bush wanted. I don’t think anyone is really surprised about this. I sure as hell am not. I predicted, like many others, that it would go to bills, credit card debt or some kind of debauchery. Who in the hell is going to think to themselves, “Hey, I got $300 or $600; I am just going to blow it on some stupid, materialist trinket or dohicky when gas prices are going sky high, and I am living off of credit card loans. That’s a great idea!”
Why does our government want us to be moronic? Why are they enabling our downward fall from a balanced life. Why won’t they face the f*#king future and do something other than tell us to f*#king shop. Oh look, the Chinese have just launch 100 tons of nuclear warhead at us. We need to f*#king shop! Oh, and am I the only one that realizes that we are going to have to pay for these worthless economic package stimulus checks anyways? So we end up with no true net gain. Oh, forget it. Here is the funny article below …
Here is a small portion of the article:
President Bush’s economic stimulus package, which appears so far to have been ineffective in stroking the economy to life, is giving an unexpected raise to the porn industry.
From an Adult Internet Market Research Company press release:
An independent market-research firm, AIMRCo (Adult Internet Market Research Company), has discovered that many websites focused on adult or erotic material have experienced an upswing in sales in the recent weeks since checks have appeared in millions of Americans’ mailboxes across the country.
According to Kirk Mishkin, Head Research Consultant for AIMRCo, “Many of the sites we surveyed have reported 20-30% growth in membership rates since mid-May when the checks were first sent out, and typically the summer is a slow period for this market.”
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