Beware of these jobs!

There have been articles on b4b about online dating, it’s pitfalls, photos that grew younger, and especially, the safety issue. A lot of horror meet-ya stories there. (See article by Unum called “Beware: Online Dating Deceptions and Scams”)

Well, get ready for our list of the Top Ten Bogus Online Jobs. You may have thought about/actually did apply for a bogus job. These fakers just want access to your social security number and resume info. Okay, then. Sharpen your knowledge of bogus online jobs listed here in order to avoid getting taken in. And, most welcomed, would be 10 plus 1, 10 plus 2…if you wish to contribute. Sooooo, what’s your bogus job entry? Here are our ten online bogus job listings. All are fake job postings.

10. Phonetic speech writer. Will write, in phonetics, speeches for President of U.S. Must be able to spell in phonetics and must know phony-ics grammar. Pays
$ ***.**(in phonetics).

9. Overwatchers for Mattel Toys. Live-in position. Bed and Board included. Must watch over Mattel’s toys while child plays with Mattel toys.

8. Chimney Sweep. Good pay. Soap allowance, Accident insurance included. Must pass test for inhaling charcoal particles. Hazard pay!

7. Ace investigations. Spy on your neighbor. Work at home.

6. Lifeguard for sharks. Save the fish.

5. Food taster for Chinese corporation president. Must attend all businessmen lunches and sample food including raw fish.

4. Pizza Trash-Man Person. Pick up crusts and uneaten pizza from previous day’s deliveries for recycling.

3. Advertising bookboard. Carry latest published books on public transportation. Promotion job. Paid per unit sold daily IRL bookstores.

2. Tongue Licker wanted. Will lick mold off shower stall walls. One-time, one-shot PR stunt for Komet Products.

1. Chicken Little runner needed for Wall Street firm. Must yell, “Stocks are falling” in convincing yell. Must wear chicken costume. Salary plus stock options.

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