With a “Simpsons” movie premiering this summer, its 400th episode airing this week, and more episodes scheduled for another season, Homer Simpson has truly become a celebrity. He is uniquely one of those bumbling idiots who has endeared us with his endless antics. He has deceived his friends, blown up his hometown, divided his neighborhood, and driven his wife, kids, pets, pastor, bar buddies, co-workers, and his bosses to distraction. Homer is the kind of person who seems to get into and out of everything. Matter of fact, his philosophy is…”Weaseling out of things is important to learn…it’s what separates us from the animals, except the weasal.” And, Homer Simpson has many more anecdotes and wickedly funny remarks that makes him one of the most quotable of all celebrities. Some of these are classic, never-to-be-forgotten gems. Thanks to Terry Morrow of The Knoxville News Sentinel, you can enjoy Homer’s ten most note-worthy quotes…enjoy.

10. With $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love!

9. What’s a wedding? Webster’s dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one’s garden.

8. I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50 and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down”.

7. Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

6. Son, when you particpate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: It’s how drunk you get.

5. Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!

4. I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.

3. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

2. Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

1. Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.