Archive for May 23rd, 2007

Top Ten Homer Simpson Quotes

homersimpson.gifWith a “Simpsons” movie premiering this summer, its 400th episode airing this week, and more episodes scheduled for another season, Homer Simpson has truly become a celebrity. He is uniquely one of those bumbling idiots who has endeared us with his endless antics. He has deceived his friends, blown up his hometown, divided his neighborhood, and driven his wife, kids, pets, pastor, bar buddies, co-workers, and his bosses to distraction. Homer is the kind of person who seems to get into and out of everything. Matter of fact, his philosophy is…”Weaseling out of things is important to learn…it’s what separates us from the animals, except the weasal.”

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De Jesus Miranda — The End of Religion?

jesus.jpgIf you haven’t been following the news, you may have missed an earth changing press release that warns of the arrival of the Antichrist for whom Christians believe could be an indication of the “end times.” According to Wikipedia, the Antichrist has to do with those who believe that “he, inspired by Satan, will attempt to win supporters with great works, and will silence anyone or makes enemies of any country that refuses their allegiance”. Well, all I have to say about this is it’s about time. What we need in this world today is a total collapse of religion, so that we can just simply scrap it all and start all over again. So, who is this Antichrist and what is he up to?

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