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We all find ourselves in the position of being stopped by a law officer for going too fast, and probably the first thing we try to do is “get out of the ticket”. Well, some of us are more creative than others. In order to inform and entertain our readers, I thought I would post what some of these prize reasons are. Enjoy…

5. “I have to go the bathroom REAL bad”.

4. “I wasn’t speeding — my cruise control was only set at 5 mph over the speed limit”.

3. “I couldn’t have been speeding; my car doesn’t go that fast”.

2. “I’m late for a court appearance” (for a speeding ticket).

1. Texas Department of Public Safety Trooper pulled over a driver in a giant chicken suit, and his excuse: “My chicken foot got stuck under the gas pedal”.

I have to admit that last one was the winner for the most original. Ever used any of these yourself? Maybe you have some examples of things you have said that worked. Care to share them?