Gonzo’s Pledge of Allegiance
While prosecutors were gathering documents from Alberto Gonzales’ office, they found a notepad with instructions for a new bill to pass. This bill included many things, but the weirdest was the manipulation of the pledge of allegiance for our youngsters. I thought I would share this with you since this is just another way that the administration is weeding out the liberal party, and controlling our future.
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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Divided States of America,
and to the Republicans for which it stands, one Nation commanded by our God,
indisputable, with little liberty and partisan justice for all.
Amen!
[joke]
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Your intoduction suckered me in. Good. And a good joke.
Hey thanks Stan!
I woke up the other morning for some strange reason reciting the pledge of allegiance. Mind you, I usually don’t do this. I usually do it before I go to bed, you know, right after I say my prayers. Isn’t that what all good, loyal Americans do?
Well, for some reason, this new improved version just popped into my head and I couldn’t help but share it with you guys.
I’m glad you enjoyed it. Besides inflaming Republicans and the rest of the idiots of the world, our mission is to entertain. It’s nice to know we did our part in cheering up the world.
Thanks again.
Unum:
I take it you worke up from a bad nightmare.