10. The Comb-Over.

Who the hell are you kidding? Everyone knows you are hiding a bald spot under that stringy hair… Trump!

9. The over-sized rear spoiler on front wheel driven cars.

Okay, do I need to go over the physics here? One last time. A rear spoiler is for aerodynamic down force, but the unfortunate downside is you can give up quite a bit of aerodynamics for speed. When you place a spoiler on the rear of a car you are adding down force that helps place more “force” to the rear tires to the ground. The only reason you would do this is to keep your “power” tires from losing traction. If your car is front wheel driven, your power tires are in the front. So in essence, you have just made you car slower. Especially when you install it upside down genius.

8. The word “irregardless”.

Damn it, this one just pisses me off. You are basically saying nothing since the two negatives cancel each other out! So yes, even you Chris Mathews from Hardball, I heard you.

7. The fanatical Christian’s war cry over the FICTIONAL Da Vinci Code Movie.

Let me say it one more time. IT IS A WORK OF FICTION FOLKS! Stop being so damn insecure with your belief!




6. When someone says, “You know what I’m sayin’?” before they even say anything.

Do I need to explain this one?

5. A Woman afraid of lifting a little bit of weight because she doesn’t want to get bulky.

How long is this myth going to last? Please tell me this is the last year. Most men (with 200 times the testosterone than women) dedicate their lives to building muscle, and most don’t. The one’s that do, gain in small amounts over months. The huge muscle bound men that you see in the gym are either genetically gifted or pumping steroids. So, why are woman afraid of bulking up from lifting a 10 lb weight, 3 times a week?

4. People who have 5 kids and wonder why they are struggling to “make ends meet”.

Okay, am I the only one who realizes that children cost a sh*# load of money? If you can barely make it now, why would you want to add more mouths to feed, bodies to cloth, illnesses to medicate, toys to buy, car seats and cribs to buy, diapers to buy? Then sacrifice the time you should reserve for raising these kids for the second job just to survive? Stop having so many damn kids, and then complain about not having any money; you did it to yourself! Oh, and stop donating money to families with 12 kids. They chose to have all those kids, its their fault.

3. Condoleezza Rice on the issue of sending more troops to Iraq, “It’s not an escalation, it is an augmentation!”

Who cares what you call it, Condo!? We are not talking about a BOOB job here. You are sending more human beings to Iraq to die for some fat cat that wants to secure his oil supply. Don’t think for a second you can name it something that has a positive connotation. Do you honestly think the new word sounds better? And, that we will go for it?

2. The belief that the universe was created only 6,000 years ago.

Even though we can observe stars that are millions of light years away, and we have found homosapien remains that date back tens of thousands of years ago, you still want to believe that everything was created out of thin air only 6,000 years ago? Come on… let’s move on.

1. Bush’s Mission Accomplished Banner from May of 2003.

Do we use the same dictionary as Bush? Let me see what accomplished means… ummmm… hold on… “completed; done; effected — to succeed in doing; bring to pass”. Does any of this sound like our Iraq war? Yea, didn’t think so. Let’s send a dictionary to the White House and say, “This dictionary is on us, the American people, please use it wisely. That means you Bush!”